The Obscure Object of My Eyesight

More Like "Massive Aggressive"!

'Cause Real Sentences Have Verbs

On Word Forms

Christmas Oratorio

You Can Pick Your Friends

I Now Go By "Royston G. Biv"

The Last Words Of A Fool

Modernity on Endless Trial

Snifter? I Hardly Know Her

A Brief History of Thyme

The Clue's In The Name

12/12/12

If Like = x, and Like < Love...

The Hah Hah Hah Redundancy

Love Sick?

Practice What You Preach

Keep Calm and Carry Bong!

More Like "Frock Exchange"!

Faith Vs. Reason: The Last Worschjj

Time And Time Again

Tonight At 8.30

Two Roads Diverged In A Yellow Wood and I Took the One With No Gunfire

When Your Punchline Becomes A Formality

Also They're Creepy

In My Darkest Hour

Feeling Sheepish

On Precision

And Isn't That, Ultimately, What We All Need?

There's Always One

Cause and Effect Life Serial Groundhog Day Window of Opportunity Shadow Play Mystery Spot Monday The Entire Series of Daybreak

The Loom Is Off The Rose

On Being Told By Your Doorman That The Lift Is Out Of Order

You Know What They Say

You Can't Spell 'Atrophy Body' Without 'A Trophy Body'

You Had A Good Year

Sorry, Profile Picture of Happy Anna and Her One Shoe but you are being replaced with this more consonant image:

How does that make you feel?

So... still just mostly happy about your shoe?

Hey... HEY! Darcy! Yeah, you!

Performance Anxiety Poetry For The Anxious Performance Poet

More like "The Master Better"!

Yeah, And What Of It?

Tempting Faith

Epic Fail

Simple as Doh-Rabies

Moonlight Aphrodite Desists

"Anna Chancellor Recites" At 50

To celebrate 50 poems of Paul-Muldoon-quality (Well, 49 and that one about the vintners), here's a book cover I found while trawling the place for pictures of La Chance:

Hmmm

Know Your Audience

If... And When

Mmmm Crunchy

More like Schadenfreu-duh!